Daddy: Have you had fun today, David?

David: Yes.

Daddy: Did your see your friend Jesse?

David: Yes, and William took the drill off me.

Daddy: Oh dear. And what did you do?

David: I hit him.

Daddy: You hit him? Was Mummy cross?

David: No.
David: I hit him with my head.

Daddy: Oh dear. Wasn't Julie cross?

David: [leaning forward with fists on hips] I said "NO WILLIAM! GET OFF THE DRILL! I AM USING IT! BOOFF!" [vigorously thrusts head forward]

Daddy: [calling upstairs] Sylv... did William take a drill off David or something, today?

Mummy: Yeah, William took the drill off David and then David started crying.