While installing an aerial in the attic, I found the long-lost bunk-bed hardware.

The top bunk is a little close to the ceiling fan, which worried Sylvia. So I asked Rachel if she was going to be daft enough to stick her head in the path of the rapidly moving blades. Without even needing to think about it, she replied, "Ye-ah" (two syllables), as though I'd asked her if she breathed oxygen.